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"UUUEEGGHH?!?!"
―Santa Claus

Santa is a jolly prowler who breaks into people's houses to leave gifts. The title of Santa is given to the current of cutthroat jolly fat guys who murder each other in order to rise to the top (Similar to The Sith).

Powers & Abilities

Powers

  • Horrific Body Virus: Santa's clothes contain a virus that distorts a hosts body into a perfect replication of his body.

Famous Quotes

"I like to sleep naked! BUCK NAKED! HA!"
―Santa Claus
"I HUNGER FOR BLOOD! HO HO HO!"
―Santa Claus