Forged in the fiery pits of a writer's room, no armor in any universe can compare to that of the Plot Armor. The plot armor with cause projectiles to miss you completely, enemies will decide to talk instead of kill you, allowing you to escape, and you shall be blessed with the greatest of luck. All because the writer decided you were important enough to live, even if you completely lack the skills necessary to do so! Plot Armor will more than make up for your insignificance! Hell, with some plot armor, even if you die, you live!