John Cena is known for kicking out at 2 and burying the hell out of new talent. He believes in his bullshit slogan "Hustle, Loyalty, Respect". He was mistaken for Eminem in his early WWE days when he took on a white rapper gimmick. He was the original Doctor of Thuganomics.

Powers & Abilities


  • Invisibility: There are a large amount of people who just can't see him. Clearly, it is a result of invisibility.
  • Superhuman Strength: Always kicks out at 2, no matter the circumstances.