"Weird, right?"
―Red Ranger


Fucking up Everything

Jason did some stupid thing with a sacred cow because cows are funny. However, the cops show up because cows and Jason tries to escape in a car. After a small chase, Jason manages to get away, but due to the spinning of the camera, Jason gets dizzy and crashes his car, resulting in his knee getting...broken? Dislocated? He needs a brace now.

With a curfew now on his ass, Jason has to attend detention forever. Once there he (this is true), bitch slaps a bully.

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Power of Friendship: And they'll make sure you fuckin' remember it.