"Abra Kadabra"
―Harry Potter

Harry Potter is a wizard.


Into Hiding

After killing his first man at the age of infancy with the Power of Love, Harry was taken into hiding from the police by Dumbledore, Hagrid, and Mcdonald. Harry was then raised in the same environment as Mike Myers, but because he isn't a wuss, he turned out to be humble instead of a psychopath.


Harry Potter is gifted with the observation skills of a brick.

Powers & Abilities


  • Wizard: Can use magic...duh.


  • Fuckslayer: Harry's wand, through which he can channel his rage and rock the fuck out. It broke.