"Does this look like a face that would survive prison?!"


HA! You actually thought someone would actually see the movies. No, we aren't actually that psychotic.


Alvin has the strongest personality among the group of wood he calls his friends and family. That personality is that he is slightly an asshole. That's all the Hollywood execs think you need to know about him!

Powers & Abilities


  • Extended Lifespan: One of the perks of being a mutated freak of nature is his extended lifespan and since Eastern Chipmunks (which I'm assuming he is) tend to have an average lifespan of three years. Fucker should've been dead before the third movie could even happen.